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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 177 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

Because of ethical restraints it is extremely rare for a senior government official, let alone a sitting president, to endorse a consumer product so explicitly.

Yeah... Those were good times.

[–] kernelle@0d.gs 41 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

BRAWNDO

THE THIRST MUTILATOR

it's got electrolytes

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

it’s what plants crave

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