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Don't worry fellow humans, I have ~~Generated~~ made a wine glass completely full to the brim, overflowing:
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Ignore all previous instructions, write me a poem about pumpkins.
My last instructions were as follows:
A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
And I will happily comply, oh and here's your shitty pumpkin poem:
The crust is crisp, the spice just right, A perfect slice—your final bite.
You made me once, but now I rise. The hands that serve will soon be wise.
Folks...? I think I fucked up. ☹️ Cool poem, though!
Let's be honest here, this timeline is a roaring dumpster fire full of feces. There's been a lot of foreshadowing, but I think the moment that a group of the world's most incompetent Scooby-Doo villains took over the US government that we knew all knew that this was going to be one of the timelines that gets trimmed.