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[–] who@feddit.org 59 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Wow. I hope she recovers fully and quickly.

583 men in six hours.

That's about 37 seconds each.

[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You're assuming one at a time.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago

https://youtu.be/jLkfD8pg_wQ

Question is the mean jerk time assuming the dtf is presorted.

[–] who@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago

I think that's reasonable when when calculating an average.

It also assumes that men were the only other participants. ;)

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