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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 79 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

People don't understand the immense pride I feel as a U.S. citizen knowing that no matter what happens and what consequences there are we will only more confidently double down on being wrong until we get hit in the head by the sky having actually fallen because we somehow broke it for everyone.

We won the war on drugs, we won the war on terrorism and we will win the war against our own futures! We will show you!

Damn we are so smart, maybe you canadians need to drink more milk because your brains aren't very powerful, especially with AI now you need to catch up.

-I lean over and in a whisper add someone please rescue us from this hellscape, we are TERRIFIED

Before creation, the angels were panicking in heaven as God hadn't been seen for days.

Finally, Michael finds her and asks her what she has been doing?

"I created a world of balance. For every good there is an ill."

Michael wonders and marvels at the blue-green marble, eventually finding a land of unparralled plenty and beauty. "So who lives here then? They must be pretty rotten" says Michael.

God replies, "oh that ends up being Canada. They have some false starts, but they are among the kindest and most generous of the people I have created."

"But where is the balance in that? A beautiful land with great people?" Asks Michael.

"Wait till you see the bastards I put next to them."

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