Cyberstuck

One of those pieces of shit rolled through Lowe's the other day, funny enough, this pic is at a Lowe's. I wouldn't go near the guy for fear of my mouth overloading me.

First off, I had no idea how ugly they are up close. Previously, I had kinda liked the look, especially the murdered out versions. Up close it looks like an off-brand Hot Wheels. It was surprisingly large, yet the insides were thin.

Dude had to make 3 trips to get all his stuff. We loaded less mulch in his bed than we often load in an SUV, maybe 20 bags?, and he had to leave the top off. I can get 20 bags in my 2002 Spyder (convertible Eclipse), and close the top. My 2004 F150 could literally haul a full pallet (75 bags), with the pallet.

A bit later a coworker mentioned someone coming back to complete a pick up.

"Who? The guy in the fucking fascist truck?"

"(Laughing) What? The guy in the Cybertruck?"

"Did I stutter?"

Also never noticed the thin front end before. FFS, if it bumps anything it's totaled. We could be in a 10mph front collision and I'd back up and drive off. He'd be waiting for a ride with the drive in his lap. And my bumper is nearly broken in half as-is.