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"It's not even about homosexuality. I just don't want any of you to be happy or joyful."
In fairness, Christmas creeps the shit out of me. It's so gaudy, ultra-commercial and fueled with fake happiness and holiday cheer nobody gets to experience because it's so damn stressful socially and financially, that's one tradition I'd gladly do without.
Fuck Christmas.
Oh and yeah, fuck DeSantis too. No relationship, just something that needs saying.
My whole family decided many years ago that nobody should expect gifts at christmas (children still got some toys but everybody grew up since) and it increased everybody's enjoyment of christmas greatly. Nobody has to waste time trying to get stuff for people that already have everything they need and run around in stores and tick off lists. We just come together and have a good time.
You can just say no to the commercialisation and enjoy christmas as it is actually meant to be.