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[–] SpicyTaint@lemmy.world 49 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

So it would be constitutional to drag him out into the street and execute him?

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I don't think it's a war crime unless you hold some sort of public office

[–] SiblingNoah@piefed.social 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

So we just need to run for school board first?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

This would also improve voter turnout.

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