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Zero Trust Architecture (lemmy.ml)
submitted 17 hours ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[โ€“] Sergio@lemmy.world 102 points 17 hours ago (16 children)

Simple solution: log the kid into your neighbor's wifi.

[โ€“] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 5 points 16 hours ago

Not possible, neighbor implemented Negative Trust.

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