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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's solution for first date nerves (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fake: anon gets frequent tinder dates? Doubt.

Gay: while on said dates he’s thinking about another man.

Also it’s like the worst man to think of for both for the object of attraction and for the confidence trick.

Talking like Cave Johnson would be a much better option all around. Then you’re not drooling over or mimicking a pedophile AND you can make vaguely ominous jokes about science, so it’s clearly the better choice

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Added bonus, you might win over a Caroline.