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[โ€“] raman_klogius@ani.social 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (10 children)

Fun fact: the further into the Baltic Sea you go (ie the farther you are from Copenhagen), the less salty it is. Around Stockholm iirc you can just drink the water straight up and rehydrate instead of dehydrating.

[โ€“] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Yeah, but drinking the Baltic sea's water, one of the most if not the most polluted sea of the world, will cause you other problems ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] raman_klogius@ani.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

rehydrating and give you cancer :v

[โ€“] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

It will be rehydrating then dehydrating, as they'll pass the following hours emptying their bowels.

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