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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

Regardless of your thoughts on religion, this is a total trash AI chatbot.

It's just a custom ChatGPT edit: with Bible verses as a RAG, and this guy charges $2.99 a month to unlock the "other characters." As expected, zero external theological reference is used.

I'm more upset I didn't think of it first. Literally anyone can do this.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I’m more upset I didn’t think of it first.

Maybe nobody's done Muhammad and Buddha yet.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Do you want a Jihad? Because this is how you get a Jihad.

Edit: and I was thinking of doing Ronald Reagan and Lincoln and being that conservative cash in my own pocket, then gas lighting them all into something absurd like compassion.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lincoln but he really likes what he's hearing from that Marx fellow over in Germany

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Do you want ICE in your house? Because this is how you get ICE in your house.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

If you meet the Buddha on your phone, uninstall him

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