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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (10 children)

So, quick question: what exactly does he need a ballroom for? It's not like he's any good at dancing, even though he is somewhat famous for his double-handed cock milker move.

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What's more, he doesn't have any balls, either. Certainly not the kind that would require a dedicated room.

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I really don't get these brain farts of his. But hey, I'm not the one with syphilis-induced dementia here.

God, I can't wait until you guys finally muster the courage to oust this wannabe dictator and his clique.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Where else would he have pedo parties.

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