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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 6 points 3 months ago (37 children)

Wow.

I've been processing a couple of billion rows of data on my machine, the fans didn't even come on. WTF are they teaching "experts" these days, or has Elmo only hired people who claim that they can "wrangle data" and say "yes" ?

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

He hired a bunch of 19-25 year old. Not experts

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

There is nothing wrong with being 19-25. There's something wrong with being wholly incompetent.

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