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[โ€“] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (11 children)

If you properly divide your instances between providers and regions and use load balancing which uses a corum of 3 availability model then it can be zero downtime pretty fairly guaranteed.

People be cheap and easy tho, so ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yup. And I think I'll add:

What do you mean we've blown our yearly budget in the first month.

[โ€“] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Screw the compute budget, the tripled team size without shipping any more features is a bigger problem here.

[โ€“] figjam@midwest.social 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've seen the opposite. "Oh, you moved your app to the cloud and rebuilt it to be full cicd and self healing? Cool. Your team of 15 is now 3."

[โ€“] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm not sure if you are referring to the same thread.

I'm talking about the effort to build multi region and multi cloud applications, which is incredibly difficult to pull off well. And presents seemingly endless challenges.

Not the effort to move to the cloud.

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