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I work with several people who would think this is a good idea.
When they push it to prod, and our WAF goes
403on every request, then suddenly it's my problem to "fix".collapsed inline media
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(one of my favorite memes)
"I get why we have a WAF, but can't you just, like, separate the good SQL injection from the bad SQL injection?" -- Developers I work with 😆
I think that's called "Heisenberg's Uncertain SQL Injection Principle"
Unfortunately, our WAF appliances don't have a Heisenberg compensator.