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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 99 points 1 month ago (19 children)

She does have a point that it's weird we make teens change clothes, get naked, and shower as a group.

Like, it would be less weird if they did it as children. But waiting until some kids start going thru puberty and then making everyone strip together while an inevitably creepy gym teacher watches with too much interest....

The whole thing is fucking weird.

Like, why can't shower stalls include a changing stall?

Everyone's happy, and nobody's looking or being looked at

Seems like a ridiculously easy problem to solve.

[–] ZoDoneRightNow@kbin.earth 7 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Wait what!? Can someone else confirm that this happens over there? That sounds so fake. Surely you have stalls?

[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

When I was in middle school, we had rows of lockers and a large shower room with multiple shower heads.

I would change from the PE uniform into the school clothes at my lockers, never once did I shower naked in front of all the others. wtf. They had no privacy at all.

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