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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk (www.jezebel.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Looks like their caster rolled a nat 20 and scored the crit of a lifetime.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Hold my staff, fam"

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[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 2 weeks ago

You Shall Not Pass!