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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That thought legit made me a bit nauseous.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Wait until other press outlets start rolling the same headline in a few days