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[–] Dimmer@leminal.space 58 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Panicked Trump supporters raised the alarm, saying the tariffs could add hundreds of dollars to their weekly gun shopping bill.

Hundreds per week. How many guns do people in America eat every day?

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 3 points 3 days ago

I start most days with a toasted deagle slathered in butter

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