Suck my entire dick. Y'all wrong.
this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2025
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OP you're wrong, sorry.
I hate chocolate. I don't want no fuckin chocolate randomly surprising me. It is evil and should be banished.
Edit: Okay because apparently I need to literally spell this out for people for who cannot make the simple leap on their own...
I do not buy chocolate ice cream. I buy vanilla ice cream. It comes in a cone. It is vanilla. There is vanilla. That's it. Maybe peanuts. Then, suddenly, chocolate.
Does that make more sense now? Jesus H. Christ.
Edit 2: Downvote me all you want. I'm not trolling, y'all are either utterly fucking incapable of understanding the concept of VANILLA ICE-CREAM, y'all are trolling or you're living on such a distant plane of reality that you're inventing shit that I've done then your opinion is worthless to begin with.
Have fun with the single brain cell amongst all of you and let me know whose turn it is tomorrow.
Seems more like you're trying to bring Reddit here, with that kind of trolling.
Right. I'm trolling to say that "I don't like random chocolate in the vanilla ice cream cones that I buy."
Jesus Christ. You people are fucking hopeless.
It’s not a vanilla ice cream cone though. It’s vanilla with chocolate coating. It’s not random, they put it right on front street.
You're getting collectively wound up. 🤣🤣🤣