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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

“To The Department of Energy: DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!! And I mean NOW!!!” he added on Truth Social.

Fun fact #1: The department of energy does not control oil drilling. Sorry Donald, they can't unilaterally make it happen.

Fun fact #2: Not all oil is equal. Refineries are designed to process certain grades of oil into specific products, and different parts of the world have different grades. Refineries also often blend oils from different parts of the world to get the characteristics they need for their process.

Fun fact #3: Moving domestic petroleum products between the west coast and the rest of the US is an expensive pain in the ass. There is a distinct lack of pipelines, so you need to ship it through the Panama canal. But shipping is expensive thanks to the Jones Act. So California, Oregon, and Washington would get particularly screwed in a domestic-only oil market.

"Drill, baby, drill!" has always been an immensely stupid rallying cry, even if you don't care about the environment.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Right, IIRC correctly the US mostly produces the heavy stuff and mostly consumes the light stuff.

[–] burt@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You've got that backwards. US consumes the heavy stuff because it is cheap and they have the ability to refine it. They sell the light stuff to places that do not have the refining capacity to refine the heavy stuff.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 week ago

For the crude certainly but I was thinking about end products, being as our cars are mostly gassers and our home heating is pretty much entirely methane, electric of course being the exception but I don't think I've ever seen an oil burner outside of the context of kitchens and mechanic's shops.

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