"Eggonomics" is rattling Americans. Eggs are now so valuable that they have been targeted by criminal gangs. Last month, 100,000 eggs worth $40,000 were stolen from a trailer in Pennsylvania. At current prices, that's roughly the equivalent to an American football's weight in gold.
This paragraph feels like an excerpt from a satirical dystopian fiction essay written by a middle schooler.
This paragraph feels like an excerpt from a satirical dystopian fiction essay written by a middle schooler.