LordOfTheFlatline

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[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

It is an interesting idea that roommates would all have to vote on whether to let one in, ngl

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

No. And there is no guarantee that human cops even follow their rules so imagine a thirsty vampire in a position of power/authority. The warrant can be a tool to gain entry but they would probably still be bound by whatever hearth magick serves as a barrier.

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

We should just say this is happening so people start shooting them tbh

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Conservacucks love me too. Unfortunately they are afraid of workers rights.

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Stop blowing the spot up. Pun intended.

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Ok but what if I only invite him into my shed and then keep him chained up in there?

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

This and lucky horseshoe or salt lines can repel

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

BRB writing a new movie about a vampire airbnb guest

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It is still YOUR house bc you live and sleep and eat there

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip -5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

No they wouldn’t tbh

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wow I wonder why people who needed an excuse to hate Jews would suddenly become emboldened. It’s not like the racists give their art school reject daddy the pass for being a Jew himself. They would never co-sign Israel’s terroristic acts, not even if the TV told them that Muslims are the REAL enemy. 🤪

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No one who self diagnosed themself as egalitarian seems to know what that means. It’s a pretty worthless identifier since that’s not even a political structure at all. It’s an economic philosophy. But whatever. Just stay home, okay champ?

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