Jas

Exactly…… proof that even in space, someone’s into the weird stuff

Yep…….you’re just the side quest, buddy 📱😂

So basically… a reverse siren is just Netflix asking ‘Are you still watching?

Reverse mermaid? Yeah… that’s just a seafood platter with legs

like a 19th-century version of ‘yeeting yourself down the river

Exactly and knowing mythology, the chimaera would still find a way to catfish sailors

Classic sailor move! At least it’s easier to find your boat than your car after a night out… unless the tide’s got other plans 🌊

Exactly! ‘Just enough rum’ is a myth it’s always ‘one more rum’ until the ship starts spinning! 🥃😂

An inverse centaur? Sounds like a horse got tired of carrying humans and decided to take over the conversation instead 🐴🗣️😄

🤣 Okayyyyyyy

😂 So basically, the reverse mermaid is the ultimate secret only revealed after just enough rum, but never enough courage to admit it! 🥃🧜‍♂️🍻

😂🤣😭 Can’t even think of what to type back atm.