this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2025
472 points (97.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

36031 readers
5234 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
(page 4) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

Doesn't even register on my radar. What about the Epstein files? They still redacted, or what? Wasn't there gonna be a big release or something? Two weeks, was it?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Turn off the sound it looks funny as hell. Imagine someone feeding him an endless carrot.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 days ago

For some reason, the sound is broken on mine, I guess. There's no audio at all

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

I always turn off the sound, I can't stand that dumb voice.

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Knockoff Rugby League.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Lemme guess: He wants to call it Trumpball, right?

He's acting like he's just spit balling here, but we all know that after a bit of discussion in the media, it will "suddenly" occur to him on camera, that a good name might be Trumpball. Mike Johnson will immediately begin legislation, Vance will clutch his pearls at any resistance to what is obviously the only reasonable name, Bondi & Patel will threaten in investigate anyone who doesn't go along, and Schmuck Schumer will make a weak speech that nobody will ever hear because the media won't care what he has to say, because he never says anything important.

[–] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Game where you don't kick the ball by foot, needs to be called football? It should be hand ball IMO.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There is already a handball tho

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] rami@ani.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well technically there's is one situation in which someone may kick the ball by foot.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] frizzo@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

How about Hog ball? And instead of quarters we could have Epstein files. When you score a touchdown it's now called a "bubba". Now punting can be renamed "trumping" the ball.

[–] cyrano@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

Yankee rules football like afl 😝

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Everyone else calls it American Football

[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, because THIS is what we need to focus on. Most people making under 150k are struggling right now and cannot afford a house. But we need to focus on the NFL and the fact that they call it football.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Easy, just switch the two. There's no way we'd all spend years confused about which sport anyone is talking about!

Dang, I'm full of great ideas today!

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

He knows the NFL has loads of money, and asks them for fat bribes with this stunt.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

That's a nice diversion from the epstein files

load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›