Probably because it just happened. The president of FIFA made up this “prize” to kiss Trump’s ass.
this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2025
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wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize
(static01.nyt.com)
And now he wants the NFL to stop using the word football.
This sounds entirely reasonable. American rugby is a much better name.
It's the same thing you do with a 5 year old, when he's upset about not winning. Have your own "prize" at home.
Aye, the participation medal the conservatives always cry about
And thus ended the soccer wars, just like that.
So have all the soccer hooligans made up then?
It started the football wars though
“Inaugural” … more like “First and only”
Not true. No where did it say Trump can't win for the next 3 years.
Textbook shakedown. He'll not invade Greenland, Panama or Canada as long as he keeps getting the prize every year.
Peace Participation Prize
Does he even qualify for that?
The minimum qualification should be not having killed anyone
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I'm waiting to see how SNL makes fun of this. It already feels like satire.
I want them to 1 for 1 recreate the scene. No changes.
It only got a short mention by Colin Jost at the top of Weekend Update:
Trump has not yet won the Nobel Peace Prize, but he did win the equally prestigious Soccer Peace Prize.
FIFA actually invented a fake peace prize in Trump’s honor, and that’s why the trophy shows Trump’s gnarled hands dragging Earth into Hell.
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The bribery bauble
Also known as the 1st International FIFA Licka U Ass Prize
LUAP. That’s the sound the FIFA tongue makes passing over Trump churro cutter.
A peace prize from an organization who most likely complicit in human rights violations is pretty spot on.
Is that Bezos? /s I will never shave my head for fear of looking like that twat.
Hey now some of us have no choice. There's us poor baldies too.
My condolences
Hey there's normal person baldness, which is sexy. Then there's evil person baldness. Evil has a tendency to make anyone look bad.
Definitely. I'm happy about the way I look and even happier being a decent human being.
hes equally a twat, Infantio is head of the corrupt fifa organization.
The “Appeasing Dictators” award
Hence his statement hat the NFL had to rename to something other than football.
Yea, makes sense now. Trump literally does what the last person he speaks with asks him to do.
Its more pathetic than that. He takes on the point of view of the last person to blow sunshine up his ass.
Well if there is a person more corrupt than Trump it's definitely Infantino.
maybe the IOC too.
No way this is real. I had to search for it in ddg. Oh my god. I got the biggest cringe attack I've ever had in this year so far. FIFA is really a professional bootlicker.
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he must have a really great ass to fit so many people in
And that's after his massive head was already stuffed way up there.
“President of peace!” 🫲🍊🫱 “I’m starting a war with Venezuela!” “Who’s still talking about Jeff’s Epstein?” “I’m sending the troops!”
One insanely corrupt organization rewarding an insanely corrupt individual. Trump loves participation trophies. He honestly thinks it means he's a winner. Psychopath.
Following his participation trophy, Trump just announced that he thinks the word Football should apply to Soccer, and the NFL should get a new name their sport.
We already know what name he'll insist on. Whoever is running the betting pool, put me down for $100 on Trumpball.
This is the most amazing thing. He's actually happy to accept an award that is a complete farce and makes him look lame AF. He brain must be total mush.
Fuck fifa. Protest the world cup
Nobel should award Obama the inaugural Nobel World Cup. Trump would absolutely lose his shit.
HE DESERVES THAT AWARD! PRESIDENT OF PEACE BETWEEN FIFA AND THE USA! 18 WARS STOPPED!
...and one started with jungle guerillas in Venezuela that will linger on for the next two decades... 18-1=17 STOPPED WARS PEOPLE DO THE MATH
Edit: hahahaa we are already winning!
It’s a piece prize. In remembrance of all the pieces of Venezuelan civilians he’s filled the Caribbean with.
Next is me who wins and I’ll put that on my LinkedIn resume. This will elevate my chances overall..
Yup... been posted about a few times already.
https://lemmy.wtf/post/33629993
https://lemmy.wtf/post/33620969
https://lemmy.wtf/post/33623647
https://lemmy.wtf/post/33625049
(... there's a way on lemmy to do federated links to the original lemmy instance, right? ~ I'll learn that yet).
Please tell me this picture is real.
It's shopped but I'm going to believe it's true
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