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Not The Onion

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[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Hey, a turnip is probably worth more than the can's recycling value, so he came out ahead!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

slow day in the news

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 18 hours ago

I love this sort of parody.

However it's surpassed by reality. The banana stuck to a wall should win this every year.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This is clearly not an onion. It's a turnip.