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[–] db2@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

McShitheads donated a large amount of money to the morons in the white house, I haven't been there all year. They can shove the Mcrib up their collective asses sideways.

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Where do you think they're coming from in the first place?

[–] frizzo@piefed.social 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I heard it's not earlobes but actually foreskins.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting that the president is still discretely and greedily gobbling dick?

[–] frizzo@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

You're starting to notice! How sweet the juice of knowledge is!

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

That photo of RFK having to hold a Big Mac is still the funniest thing out of this government.

[–] emeralddawn45@sh.itjust.works 40 points 4 days ago (3 children)

McDonald's is proof of the susceptibility of most people to propaganda. I don't understand how anyone can still eat anything there. It's not good, it's overpriced, it makes you feel like shit, and you're hungry again 2 hours later. The nostalgia factor is definitely real because once a year or so someone will suggest getting it and I'll think, hey I used to like it, and then every single time it's incredibly subpar food that usually isn't even made well because the staff hates their life. Stop fucking buying McDonald's, Jesus.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 4 days ago

The nostalgia factor is definitely real

It's not just nostalgia. Parents will take kids to McDonald's as a reward and then they get a toy and it's very quickly ingrained in them that "McDonald's = fun". Where I grew up we didn't have it so for me it was always just another place with bad food but I remember once overhearing some kids on a bus talking excitedly about going McDonald's and what they are going to order there. It was like a special occasion for them.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Idk, it's better than Hesburger and those were the only real fast food options till KFC and Burger King came here around 5 years ago. Sometimes you just want something you can eat quickly in the comfort of your car and drive on.

The real crime is how expensive it is compared to 5 or 10 years ago. It's no longer significantly cheaper than a meal at a sit down restaurant.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

Pretty sure it's mostly so 12 year old boys can go there together and eat slop that doesn't taste of anything and feel like a grown up for an hour.

It used to actually be fast food that I can see the appeal of if you're in a hurry, but now it's just poor quality slow food.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Earlobe meat. Such a random description, but it makes complete sense.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I read a tweet once that said that Burger King’s chicken nuggets tasted like “deer ankles.”
Another apt comparison.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's funny because earlobes are, like, all gristle.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 4 days ago

never tried it. I'm more of a fish eyeball kinda guy.

[–] CoffeeSoldier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

I'm hoping it's random, but this is Lemmy. Guy might really eat earlobe meat. Whole point here might be why buy a mcrib when you can grab an earlobe off a homeless drunk guy under a bridge?

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The McRib is proof that enough barbecue sauce can make anything delicious. If you get a bite that isn't swimming in sauce it's much worse.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

I actually like the school lunch/prison food version of the same thing. I'm not gonna pay like 7 dollars for it or whenever mc Donald's is up to now but there is something about it's unique horrible-ness that gets me.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We used to get something like the McRib regularly in school as a kid.

When I had my first McRib is was so disappointed. Idk how people are into them

[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 days ago (6 children)

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McRibs taste exactly like these to me. A reminder of growing up poor. I'd say I can still taste the potatoes but they were totally devoid of flavor.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago

They are literally those.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you add salt, pepper and butter the potatoes are good. Because they taste like salt, pepper and butter

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[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Mix the corn and potatoes for flavor

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

Hey salt is flavor enough

[–] yopyop@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

"Backyard bbq meal"

Mmmm...press X for doubt

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When I first looked at the image I couldn't make out the potatoes? As an European I was really interested in the ingredients of this. I knew US food safety is debatable and the regulations are much weaker than in the EU, but what the fuck is this? This is the most insane ingredient list I saw in my whole life. How is it possible you do not glow green and shit silver colored liquids after digesting this? It makes me really sad that people really have to eat such garbage. The US is such a shithole for poor people. (Still loving you, at least the portion that stayed sane)

BBQ Sauce

  • Water
  • Tomato Paste
  • Apple Cider Vinegar
  • Brown Sugar
  • Corn Syrup Solid
  • Molasses Powder
    • Molasses
    • Wheat Starch
    • Soy Flour
    • Soy Lecithin
  • Modified Corn Starch
  • Natural Mesquite Smoke Flavor
  • Salt
  • Onion Powder
  • Ground Black Pepper
  • Caramel Color

Mashed Potatoes

  • Rehydrated Potato Flakes And Granules
    • Water
    • Potatoes
    • Mono-And Diglycerides
    • Citric Acid
    • Disodium Dihydrogen Pyrophosphate
    • BHT
    • Sodium Bisulfite
  • Water
  • Cream
  • Margarine
    • Soybean Oil
    • Water
    • Salt
    • Hydrogenated Soybean Oil
    • Monoglycerides
    • Sodium Benzoate
    • Soy Lecithin
    • Medium Chain Triglycerides
    • Vitamin A Palmitate
    • Beta Carotene [Color]
    • Vitamin D3 (Cholecalciferol)
    • Natural Flavor
  • Soybean Oil
  • Sugar
  • Salt
  • Nonfat Dry Milk
  • Monosodium Glutamate
  • Xanthan Gum
  • Guar Gum
  • Flavoring

Rib Shaped Patty:

  • Pork
  • Mechanically Separated Chicken
  • Water
  • Textured Vegetable Protein Product
    • Soy Protein Concentrate
    • Zinc Oxide
    • Niacinamide
    • Ferrous Sulfate
    • Copper Gluconate
    • Calcium Pantothenate
    • Thiamine Mononitrate
    • Vitamin A Palmitate
    • Pyridoxine Hydrochloride
    • Riboflavin
    • Cyanocobalamin
  • Soy Protein Concentrate
  • Brown Sugar

Less Than 2% Of :

  • Dextrose
  • Natural Mesquite Smoke Flavor
  • Salt
  • Paprika
  • Sodium Phosphate
  • Natural Flavors
  • Caramel Color
  • Citric Acid

Corn:

  • Corn
  • Water
  • Sugar
  • Salt
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[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Same at my school. The first two bites in the thing tastes amazing. The rest would be the most revolting thing ever.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If i want McRib, i skip the middle man and just buy a bulk family-size tray/tub of frozen microwaveable riblets and go to fucking TOWN

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The prevailing theory is that McDonald’s brings the McRib back whenever pork futures are down, because it maximizes profit. That is usually seasonal- in the early autumn, when grilling season is over.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

And why Germany, which has low pork prices, has the McRib year round

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

In fact from what I've picked up over the years it's kind of a meme in finance to declare "The price of X follows the return of the McRib!" when really both X and the McRib are just driven by the same larger economic factors and not by each other.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Content not viewable in your region.

Could you provide an alternate link? Or maybe use the image button to upload it to your instance so it’s out of the control of some corporation?

(Imgur deleted a bunch of content for the crime of not having a paid subscription, and they geoblock my country because the data protection commission threatened them with a fine for selling children’s browsing history and they’d rather take it out on users than simply filter the accounts they auto-tagged as children out of the data they were selling. We left reddit for a reason. Imgur is no less moneygrabbing.)

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

https://files.catbox.moe/8zx3n7.jpg no clue why it didnt embed but hered the post on catbox

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

I tried exactly one and it wasn't even bad, but there was literally nothing interesting about it.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Man, I went to a mac Donald's today since maybe years. Everything's smaller and pricier! Why'd anyone eat there instead of a regular restaurant

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

In Germany you can get them year-round but I've never seen anyone actually eat one.

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[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 6 points 4 days ago
[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 6 points 4 days ago (4 children)

McRibs are the shit.

I eat fifteen a day when it's McRib season and it's literally all I would eat if they served it year round.

I want a McRib McGriddle or a McRib McMuffin just to complete the day because I can't eat them from two am to eleven am as it stands.

[–] X@piefed.world 4 points 4 days ago

It’s a hell of a bit to commit to, but commit you did.

That’s about it.

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Try the BBQ banquet tv dinner... Then you can have whenever you want.

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Speedway BBQ rib hoagie is identical and they have them pretty much all the time.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago

Is there massive regional variation?

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've only ever seen the McRib in shows like the Simpsons, i don't think that was a thing over here back then. When i saw it on display i tried it, and it has to be one of the grossest things I've ever paid for. Like even for McDonald's fastfood slop it was so rancid.

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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

My friend showed up with a mcrib the other day saying it’s been forever and the advertising got him. Took a few bites then said basically this and asked if i wanted it. For free it wasn’t bad but yea agree

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

30 years ago the McRib was amazing. They used to take the pork patty and baste it in this stick sweet bbq glue sauce. When you ordered one, they'd fish one out of the basting dish with tongs and slap it into a dressed bun and serve it in a bag. You ate it in the bag because it was just so sloppy.

These days they just dress the thing like a burger - patty on, squirt of BBQ sauce on top of the patty. There is hardly any mess to it and it's basically just a pork burger. The experience of eating it and the lack of sauce makes it feel so bland.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Back then (I worked there briefly back then) you still understood that if you dwelt on the texture or taste too long, it'd start to ruin the whole thing, so you mentally checked out while you ate it. The pickles helped, they would load it with dill pickles. Last time I had one it was so plain, the yoga mat/foam extruded texture was on full display, I threw it away after a few bites.

Finally I stopped eating McD's entirely, I'm not going to pay through the nose for food that's killing me anyway. Once a month the fry craving hits and I just ride it out, it passes fast. I'm not kidding. I'm in recovery from meth and alcohol, and these hyper-processed food cravings hit the same way drug cravings do.

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The pickles onion and barbeque sauce are nicely balanced and crunchy though

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

These are places that distribute food as nutrition ... they dispense edible product that momentarily provide a flavour sensation to your mouth and tongue.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

That might actually be the appeal.

[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 2 points 4 days ago

Instant downvote for imgur links

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