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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 218 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I don’t feel smug because I left Reddit. I feel sad that it turned into a vapid, sterile mockery of itself and I stopped having fun there. I like fun places. And I lost one.

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

same. only a matter of time till it happens here too

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 34 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

The differences is that you have the power to make a new community or Lemmy site with blackjack and hookers. (Piefed is kind of like that for people unhappy with the Lemmy software or developers.)

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Kind of. I don't think the Internet will ever return to the heyday of Reddit.

Once governments and groups recognized that social media actually does move public opinion, that was the end of good, anonymous social media.

The ways to bring some of that back aren't great. A community where everyone's verified is much better, but it'll be quite different from the Reddit days where you'd have (usually real) ridiculous subject matter experts chiming in on random threads.

You don't get that with a small, verified population. And when you don't have verification, well forever now have effectively psyops intending to influence you.

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How is piefed going? It looks like a really great alternative.

[–] Skavau@piefed.social 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Absolutely fine. I can interact much better with the fediverse on here except search. I find Lemmy does search functions better currently.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago

That's not losing too much. You probably don't even have to sign in to use lemmy's search.

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Its kind of already happening here - just for different reasons.

There is very little engagement on Lemmy besides in a few communities. What little engagement there is - is driven by a few users.

Even broad conversion topics get very little engagement.

I get not everyone wants to be a topic "starter" (i know I don't), but they can't even bother to either:

1: just post a tiny comment (look at "what are you watching" in the movies / TV subs on piefed.Social; seems like a real easy topic for anyone to engage in and yet there's only ever like 10 posts and zero upvotes)

2: upvote topics or posts; While the points don't matter - they still show and promote engagement.

Its honestly rather frustrating.

[–] Skavau@piefed.social 15 points 10 hours ago

I'd note that the same phenomenon exists on Reddit. You'd be surprised how many subreddits on a site much larger are maintained purely by the power of a few posters who feed the community with posts.

I'd also argue that television and movies on piefed.social, per activity, are much more active than what you suggest there.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

If you really want a community to take off, you have to basically schedule yourself to make content there.

The lessons from every group I've grown (and haven't) is that consistency is key. You have to develop the habit in other people, and it might take a long time to start.

If you want to be a Twitch streamer, for instance, you have to do it at the same time every day.

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[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 10 points 10 hours ago

... and full of karma bots

... and using use input to train LLMs

[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 84 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Life's hard enough as it is, one has to practice self love.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 43 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Seriously, who wouldn't do this if we could?

[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know whether my nose would be my organ of choice, but I otherwise agree.

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

As someone who was more flexible as a teenager, let me tell you that it feels a lot more like performing the act, rather than having the act performed on you.

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[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I like sucking dick but I also know there are a lot of people with dicks who don't and one of the things I've heard from people who have succeeded performing autofellatio is that it feels more like sucking a dick than it does getting your dick sucked. Honestly, hearing this just makes me want to do it more.

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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 45 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Toot that horn, little buddy.

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[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 36 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

But that's Mastodon's mascot!

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago

For Mastodon, this is no metaphor, just a fetish

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 28 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Tbf, a lemmy user is far less likely to be a bot, so... yes?

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[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 26 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The difference between Reddit and Lemmy is that you can post this without getting shadowed banned

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 24 points 7 hours ago

Man, y'all are wrong. People on both platforms be stupid as hell. Myself included.

What was I talkin' about?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 22 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

To be honest, I need something more substantial, but I haven't found where to go after we lost forums

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 20 points 9 hours ago

If I could do that I wouldnt be wasting my time here.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Depends on what we mean by smart. Lemmy seems to especially attract the IT crowd, which in itself represents a huge swathe of specialty knowledge... which I can't claim to be part of, but hey, medic checking in! But with reddit's variety of topics to include... I mean, pretty much everything, since that website is massive: I don't think they have any kind of knowledge deficit in a general sense.

Where Lemmy really shines is in stamping out the bigotry, not just in policy but from a direct community response: drop a post with some racism or sexism or w/e and you'll be swarmed by posts telling you to fuck off and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. And I love it! :D

So, smarter? Fuck if I know. Significantly less evil? Fuck yeah!

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 8 points 5 hours ago

I'm new here but this reminds me a lot of what reddit was like around 2008. I and lots of people came from slashdot, to be able to talk about things other than computers. So everyone is a nerd that cares about data and wants to have a genuine conversation, and I think that makes my experience more intelligent because it becomes less about winning by drowning interesting topics with the same rehashed jokes or tropes, and more about formulating your own thoughts as best you can.

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[–] dorumon@lemmy.cafe 18 points 6 hours ago

Auto-Fellatio Elephant on my home feed. What a day!

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I mean…yes. This is one of the things I imagine I would try if I ever had the equipment.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

You don't have both a nose and dangle long enough? Please answer us that you do not regardless of your bait and tackle situation, I'm not feeling like getting jealous

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[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

The irony is that reddit users would say the same about other people on other platforms.

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[–] khepri@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I do feel like I have more authentic interactions on here. It's hard not to see how much more heavily a huge platform like reddit is botted and astroturfed, and controlled by a handful of owners, mods and powerusers, compared to the nascent fediverse. Not that we don't have those things here too, I think Lemmy just hasn't had a high enough profile, yet, to warrant much attention from the same bad actors who run vast portions of reddit, X, and facebook. Here's hoping it stays that way for a little while longer.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Colonial Americans saying they’re smarter than the British.

“Dude, you were British, we all were!”

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Smart enough to stop being British

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

points at the usa president in 2025

Smart? Not even remotely.

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Uhm... the brits have a long string of horribly incompetent (and evil) PMs and the royal family is the same level of inbred rapers of children so...

Let's not try to compare the two and acknowledge we are both horrifically imperialist nations with self destructive tendencies who just happen to be at different points on the curve.

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[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

First thing this image makes me think of are Linux users

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 19 points 8 hours ago

That's what OP said, Lemmy users.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

A lot of them are, the ones that aren't bots and propoganda alt accounts, but a lot of them are also only here because they would be / were banned from Reddit.

Piefed master race tho

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Or left as Reddit burned down. Not everyone needed a ban to look elsewhere, we just needed an elsewhere to find.

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[–] fonix232@fedia.io 8 points 12 hours ago

Given that Reddit started banning people left and right, I don't think the "banned from Reddit" bagde is one of shame.

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 10 points 11 hours ago

In my experience, Lemmy users generally seem to be more mature (with significant exceptions), but “mature” certainly isn’t a synonym for “smarter”.

Plus, reddit is SO EASY to make fun of. They might as well reward people with terrible ideas and their most obnoxious users. Spez, for example.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 12 hours ago

Lemmy users are just Reddit users but displaced.

You think if I could do that I'd be here?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

It really depends on which time period you mean.

2010 reddit users? Pretty smart. Lemmy today feels kind of like 2010 reddit.

Reddit today? Well.....it's bots.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] justdaveisfine@piefed.social 27 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

No, every elephant I've ever met doesn't use Lemmy.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

haven't got opposable thumbs, have they?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They got a prehensile penis instead.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago

Tautologically we are though. Staying on reddit is stupid.

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