extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential.
Encapsulates the feeling of taking 2 benadryl after accidentally eating something cooked with crab
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2025
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He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. π«‘
It's not crab for me (thank god), but yeah pretty much. That boy zonkin
I'm so sorry that you're unable to enjoy nature's gift, the crab.
trump rocking the 'blowing bill look'
Yeah he's dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.
Murmurs: βbubbaβ
And drops a snowglobe.
Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?
I 'member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?
Was it before or after he got his Nobel peace price for war crimes?
They donβt put the name tags on everything in the retirement home because the residents are so important. Itβs because they forget.
Living in Florida might make you think itβs normal though what with all the retirees.
My kids used to make this same face when they were making a poopy in their diapers.
So this is what a puppet looks like when you pull your hand out.... Very interesting.
Maybe we'll consider electing someone who isn't a senior citizen, next time. Three terms of the two oldest presidents in US history seems like enough.
Dick Van Dyke 2028!
Every president since Clinton except Obama have been born within 5 years of each other. We've given the same generation power for over 30 years now
It's like being at home with dad, only dad doesn't have nuclear capabilities at his disposal
Cumming is natural and nothing to be ashamed of.
What isn't natural is the small child under the table.
looks like he's in the throes of an anal orgasm.
Itβs fitting that heβs a subhuman slave to his own handlers
This picture is of a piece of shit too shitty even for shitposts.
