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[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 54 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ns1@feddit.uk 32 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

A mixture of mercury and bromine makes for a funny kind of water

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 23 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Funny "Haha" or funny "Uh Oh"?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

The latter. Mercury bromide is highly toxic (I'm pretty sure all mercury salts are highly toxic). Its also a solid, not a liquid.

But mercury and bromine are the only two liquid elements at room temperature in their elemental form, which is why they're "water". One is silver, the other reddish brown and syrupy.

Gallium should be water too

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 7 hours ago

Mercury salts are surprisingly non toxic when compared to organic mercury ☠️

[–] becausechemistry@lemy.lol 7 points 10 hours ago

Well, first it’s fire.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Duuuudeee

This comment scared the shit out of me...

My wall-clock was broken, and I looked at my phone and said to my partner "it's not 9:11" and then five SECONDS later I got the notification from you "it's not 9/11".

That is fucking weird...

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 8 hours ago

We just vibin'. :)

[–] PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I love this kinda shit

It's just 9:33

[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 7 hours ago

Everything changed when the fire elements attacked.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

What about sub elements?

You have metal and earth, and then metalloids.

Elements with a lot of alpha or beta emissions are lighting.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Some ~~Earth benders~~ Geologists can manipulate metal tho.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Earth? Wood comes from trees and other plants that both grow from the earth, and decompose back into the earth.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

But they grow of air and water without significantly consuming the earth they grow in.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Yes, but the earth provides many nutrients required that cannot be obtained by air and water alone. That’s why farmers have to rotate crops often.

I tried to make a woodchuck rhyme out of that and have linguistically satiated myself

[–] Googlies@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Is that a Captain Planet reference?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Googlies@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I posit heart would be carbon. Or the translanthanides

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Sulfer should be labeled "hell".

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 4 hours ago

They kept it off so captain planet won't come kick Trump's administration' ass. Just a guess.

[–] X@piefed.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Personally I think mercury is more of a 'wet earth' hybrid element.

[–] evilcultist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

Barracuda would probably be in Water.

[–] bluemoon@piefed.social 1 points 7 hours ago

fire ntion attack