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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 123 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

This isn't a shitpost, its a pro life tip

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

This isn't a shitpost, its a pro life tip

An anti-abortion tip? I'm gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

...of the shitberg

[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

My very favorite game!

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 81 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a dude and this photo alone cause me to cover my drink

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 39 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I instinctively went to cover the nearest drink. Now my neighbour thinks I'm a creep for busting her door down in a bathrobe.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 34 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Show her the photo. She will understand.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 40 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I have already done so. We're now going door to door, showing the picture and ensuring that all drinks are covered. It's turning into the weirdest date of my life. Not complaining tho. Just didn't expect Kegbreath, Couchfucker and Temu Dracula to get me laid.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 13 points 7 hours ago

Can we get a halmark movie about this please.

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[–] fonix232@fedia.io 56 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

If you went back ~10 years and said this image from the next Austin Powers movie, depicting the new villains, people would believe you.

[–] Goodeye8@piefed.social 27 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm genuinely amazed at how naturally evil they look. You don't even need to know who they are, you can tell just by looking at them that they're arll pieces of shit.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

The sad thing is Miller looks the most normal in a banality of evil sorta way, Hegseth looks to be made of grease, and Vance looks I don't even know WASP Appalachian white trash I guess.

It's not even that they are necessarily inherently fucked up looking, but they have all fucked up their appearance in one way or another. Hegseth needs to lay off the makeup, Miller needs to grow a stache or something, and Vance needs to accept he has perpetual Babyface in the worst way possible and grow a full beard two inches long minimum.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 22 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

These guys look like mommy took the iPad away during dinner at a restaurant

It's their evil origin story

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 22 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Stevie looks like a melting penis.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

Elon's, post surgery.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago

Bunch of ugly bugs. This photo smells like gas station boner pills.

[–] ghosthacked@lemmy.wtf 13 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

That kirk widow is placing a lot of faith in jd vance to become president. Thats why she got knocked up by him immediately after charlie kirk died.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Oh shit, I didn't even think it was jds, just thought it was wishful thinking.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

He needs to have a white baby, with a MAGA bombshell blonde, toot sweet. He can't go running for president of the Nazi party with nothing but half-breed brown kids left over from his hillbilly days.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

That poor fucking kid. What a life to be born into... Can't feel too bad for them, they'll be chalk full of bad ideology from their first words....

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 11 points 9 hours ago

There's a whole lot of overcompensation for insecurity pictured here.

[–] Seaguy05@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player's point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

On the ultimatum note... there was this guy who was friends with my friends, I didn't know him well, but they spent a lot of time together and I did see him many times a year. My friends were a couple (m/f). I asked why I hadn't seen him in awhile, and they told me that he got a new girlfriend and his new girlfriend didn't want him hanging out with other women, so he pretty much stopped being friends with them. I haven't seen him since, it's been like a decade.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

PeeWee Himmler

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

US will never live this period down. These dudes are such losers that it's a historical event in it's own right.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

None of these guys are fuckable. To their wives: wtf?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

They didn't cover their drinks. When you live together, you can't cover your drink all the time. Sometimes he's in an exceptionally good mood, and you can't remember what you did last night.

[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (4 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 hours ago

L-R:

  • Trump's closest, most trusted advisor, and Himmler wannabe

  • Leader of the largest, most advanced military in the history of mankind

  • One Heartbeat Away From The Presidency

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

One of them is so scared that people might notice his weak, girlish shoulders that he only wears plaid suits with inserts.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Now that you mention it, aren't both blue suits wearing shoulder pads? Is it time to scrimmage??

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

One of the three Stooges, and friends

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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 8 points 8 hours ago

3 of the 4 horsemen of white mediocrity

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 2 hours ago

My first reaction to this photo was instant revulsion, and I'm not even a woman.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Hello grok, please generate an image of corrupt lawyers.

[–] scttgard@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Buy a lady a fresh drink, don't leave things to chance. Way too many creepers out there and I don't trust them. Women shouldn't either.

[–] proper@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Tiddy Vance is bulking up to fill the top slob job it would seem.

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

His Mar a Lago makeover is in full swing.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 hours ago

They all even look like pieces of shit.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

And cover their couches (badum tiss)

[–] gex@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

Larry, Curly, Moe

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

miller is more likely try to strangle a woman for making fun of him, and he was to physically weak to do it. wife beater in the middle, drunk couch fetish on the right

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 hour ago

They are also the reason Men cover their drinks. You know how much Whiskey Pete loves fit, smooth, manly men!

With people like these in power I feel like the rest of the world won't have to suffer America for that much longer, lol.

[–] SaraTonin@lemmy.world 3 points 53 minutes ago

I hate that I like his suit

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

We've given them enough rope, these apes just have to figure out how to turn it into a noose. They will succeed, eventually. Hopefully, the Dems will understand how to stay out of the way, not stop them, and capitalize on the opportunity. 🤞

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