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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 49 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That is really cool!

Also chlorotica does not mean what I thought it did

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 35 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It's not Plants vs Zombies fanfic?

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 20 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

I can take a four-peater.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 33 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I recently saw a vid about these things. Another interesting thing they can do is voluntary decapitation. The head can survive and grow new organs, possibly because photosynthesis gives them the energy to keep going and growing.

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 15 hours ago

I should steal some chloroplasts.

[–] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

We might have seen the same video πŸ˜„

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Was it from the Octopus Lady ? She's always great.

Interestingly no! The video that was in my feed was from Real Science channel.Β 

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago

I think the creators of Bioshock were correct to base the plot on seaslugs.

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This is a pokemon if I’ve ever seen one

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

Water/Grass is pretty good defensive typing as well.

[–] mayorchid@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

β€œStealing”? Am I β€œstealing” fat from the food I eat? Since when is retaining some components of what you consume equivalent to theft?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I assume chloroplast is much more complex than fat and we do actually have fat within our body, while the slug doesn't naturally grow chloroplast.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Am I stealing chloroplasts when I eat a salad?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Can you photosynthesis afterward?

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 8 hours ago

Can we learn how to steal the chloroplastic piracy of the algea?

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I imagine there is an incredibly short window in which I technically can.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Can't tell if joking or anti-science, but ok.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Digestion begins before you swallow. I expect if I chewed up some salad, opened my mouth and aimed it at the sun, some percentage of what I'd just chewed on would have access to co2, h2o and 600nm EMR, and synthesize a glucose molecule two.

Since the genesis of this conversation was purely semantic ("why is eating a chrolorplast theft if eating anything else isn't?") I think it's pretty fair game to point out that yes, technically I also can reap the benefits of photosynthesis in a very limited way for something im actively digesting.

Not really a point in getting into a semantic argument if you're just gonna come out swinging about being anti-science.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

To put it simply, that slug basically absorb and keep the chloroplast in their own body and let it continue to photosynthesis, hence stealing the ability of the plant they feed, while in your example we basically digest it whole, leaving none of the chloroplast cell to photosynthesis.

That's a huge difference between this two organism, kinda silly to bring it up as an example, no? And technically, it's still the salad that does the photosynthesis in your example. You do know what's up, so not anti-science but trolling? Sealioning? Idk. But overall silly.

It uses the chloroplast as the algae uses them. It doesn’t really it them it uses them to photosynthesize. If you took the wing off the chicken and used it to fly you could say that was stealing its wing

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Much like potatoes!

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 3 points 15 hours ago

So satisfactory is real life?

[–] Enceladus@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

Is this the next Stelaris DLC?

I see these little guys in the mangrove swamps down in Florida. Very quick

[–] EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Just today watched a video about these little buggers :) https://youtu.be/IH_uv4h2xYM