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Red. Rob a bank in a balaclava.

Going for purple to get the dog. I speak Mandarin, so if I put in the effort I could learn Cantonese really fast.

Black, red could be useful for evading the law. Could probably profit off purple. The skull one probably has some side effect I'm not aware of.

Tirana. Being a courier, you can just zap yourself from South America or Australia straight to Albania to securely deliver a package or message. Provided your contracts cover the costs of the non-teleportation aspects, you can make millions easily.

Looks like I’m gettin’ away scot free with a clean five dollarydoos.

Can't believe no one at all is thinking about 'Become a Third String QB in the XFL'. There's nothing specifying that this is a one time transformation.

Being an XFL QB of any level seems like it would require a general level of health and wellbeing... If you could assume that this would make you capable of being a QB with everything that would typically entail and if that power was constant where you were always capable of being a QB... You could be kind of immortal, healthy, and always in at least above average shape.

Also imagining a world where all society has collapsed except the XFL, I'd read that book.

Easy: Teleport to Albania for cheap rent and food, work somewhere with high pay.

Teleport. Easiest heist of my life.

I have no idea who Luol Deng is but a meal is a meal.

Do i get to choose which oart of tirana i go to, does it just choose a random place in tirana or is it just like the city center? Also red would be pretty cool.

The black pill is the logical one to take. It's basically a get out of death (or jail, I suppose) free card if you can use it at the right time. Unfortunately, most people don't speak the language or have a passport that would allow them to leave the country. So you might have problems there.

Changing eye color at will would be cool as well, but not as useful in an emergency.

Australians win again.

I'm having a hard time deciding between the eye color and the teleport to Albania one. I'd probably eventually choose the latter, though

Can I teleport from Tirana, Albania to point with higher altitude in Tirana, Albania?
Because infinite energy glitch.

Luol heads up the South Sudan Basketball Federation now. That’s noble as fuck and I’d absolutely sit down with this guy and listen to his story.

Also there’s a chance he’d buy. I’m all about a free McChicken.

Black would be useful. Cutting travel costs to Albania in half. Would somewhat limit future vacation spots because I would never be able to justify spending much if I can get to Albania for free.

I'll take the blood one.

I think it'd be fun just to freak out some people. I would have gone with the eye one but I'm always wearing sunglasses, so would be wasted on me.