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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 201 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (28 children)

I think that's specific to mammals. Just off the top of my head...

Invertebrates? No. All out

Fish? No. Also a Hammerhead would've really sold this comic lol.

Birds? No. Though, even on the side they do often have a tilt toward frontal in a lot of predatory birds. It could be argued...

Reptiles? No.

Amphibians? No. There's no even trying to place rules on that optical chaos.

Mammals? Yeah, pretty much. Can't think of an outlier but I'm sure there's plenty of obvious ones.

Edit' Ah, there we go. Of course marine mammals are an exception. But back in land, as too are llamas. Makes you wonder...what are the llamas plotting?

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

whales and dolphins are mammals, and they have eyes on the side. Don't think anything preys on them (at least for the full-grown ones, pretty sure baby whales are preyed on)

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sperm whales are apex(orcas will target calves but they stay the hell away from bulls) but they don't hunt their monstrous cephalopod prey with eyes.

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

A non-predator mammal with front facing eyes: llamas.

[–] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are llamas' eyes not side-facing? That's what it looks like in photos to me

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They need them for spitting.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout: Look out, there are llamas!

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[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

pretty sure they face forwards. That's what Minecraft ones look like, anyway, and a quick search of real ones look like they have forward-facing eyes

[–] lazyViking@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Source: Minecraft block model is a legendary reply

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[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're sideways facing eyes, but a bit diagonal. Definitely not forward facing though. They're just a bit bulgy.

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

So like halfway. I'm half right then. Half of a yes!

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Pandas as well. Non-predator but clearly front facing eyes.

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[–] illi@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I remember there used to be a goat on some island (now extinct) that didn't have any predators so it evolved forward facing eyes

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[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

They want your sweater back.....

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Sloths are weird all the extinct sloths had side eyes. The ones today dont. I'm guessing depth perception for climbing. Because the list goes really big when arboreal prey animals are involved. Lemurs, sugar gliders monkeys great apes.

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[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Invertebrates? No. All out

I invite you to meet the awesome jumping spider, whose eyes are very especially needed set up to be forward-facing for depth perception for their jumps, and who hunt other spiders, as well as the wolf spider, who are also a hunting (as opposed to web) spider.

In fact, you can use the chart of spider eye layouts to pretty much identify whether you're looking at a spider who builds webs and waits or a spider who hunts:

collapsed inline media a drawing of different spider faces to their names

Anyone with two big forward-facing eyes is probably looking around for their next meal; the rest are building a web, trapdoor, or taking some other approach.

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[–] prex@aussie.zone 154 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Senseless@feddit.org 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The same facial expression I make one week into the month when looking at my cheque account.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 37 points 1 day ago

I think we can therefore safely conclude that the shark is also looking at your cheque account.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 17 points 1 day ago

Pls respond.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

hello, yes, this is shark!

[–] mech@feddit.org 121 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yes Sharky?

CAN I PLEASE MOVE? I'M SUFFOCATING!

[–] notsure@fedia.io 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...300 million years, can't sit still, smh...

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The perfect predator. Can’t survive out of water. What are sharks even doing??

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unfortunately I promised the wife Flake tonight.

[–] mech@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Protipp: To make this dish more interesting, simply bury the meat in your back yard for a year.

Hákarl

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago

TIL Greenland sharks can live up to 500 years, take 150 years to reach sexual maturity and have a gestation period of up to 18 years. And apparently it takes a year in the back yard to prepare as well.

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[–] mr_account@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Last time I saw this kind of comment/meme someone pointed out that dragons are usually depicted with eyes on the sides of their head. What hunts them, I wonder

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's like how in dnd lore the tarrasque, basically the biggest, scariest monster, is always depicted with big spikes on its back. Animals evolve spikes like that to ward off predators. That means something at least used to hunt tarrasques

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 31 points 1 day ago

Actually they develop in its juvenile state when they are vulnerable to more mundane predators but are then retained for sexual selection in adulthood.

There is only one tarrasque in existence, resulting in it taking its sexual frustration out on level 20 adventuring parties and parties that keep making fun of the lore- uh, history- of the world they grew up in.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Adventurers...

[–] redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago

Bigger dragons.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

Horny donkeys

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago

That's if sight is your primary sense for hunting / evasion, right?

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago

Sharks see with their jaws, though.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is it actually possible for a fish-like animal to have eyes at the front (i.e. an animal with a hydrodynamic shape that spends all its time underwater)?

I feel like that's really difficult for evolution to achieve, especially because the mouth has to go somewhere at the front too. I mean, look at where the lights of a high-speed train are placed and their shape.

Intuitively it feels easier to just put the eyes on the side. Plus it feels like there's a lower risk of damaging them when bumping into something.

[–] drath@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it actually possible for a fish-like animal to have eyes at the front

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 22 hours ago

was gonna snark "me before coffee" but tbh this is also me after coffee too

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Barreleyes get sorta close. They look up but can look forward too.

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[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this the guy who got his bike stolen

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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