"Oh god, oh fuck" - clearly someone struggling to put on a fitted sheet
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2025
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It’s easier when you aren’t getting dicked or licked while doing it. Not as much fun, but easier.
Weird, no ai model recognized this, they pirated petabytes of porn for what, then?
Clearly an appropriated 'wrong hole' meme...
i think it's Japanese porn
Is this the same lady that gets stuck in the washing machine?
No she’s some other girl that likes to eat other people’s popcorn.
Do people actually struggle to put on a fitted sheet? Find one of the seams on the underside. Hold that, find two more. Determine the long side. Line up the seams to the corners of the mattress. Sheet goes right on.
They use the wrong size for the mattress
Buy deeper sheets, give yourself some extra fabric to work with
nah, happens even if your sheets are custom made
If your headboard is big/fluffy enough so that it contacts the mattress it's guaranteed to be a pain in the ass imo. Also a pain if you have a mattress protector or some other layer of different texture.
Bend the mattress up, hook it on, do the same on the other side and then kinda tuck it all back down to stop it pulling up again.
Yeah but tucking it all back down means it's not gonna be perfect and that annoys me greatly
It's more holding the sheet in place while you tuck in the mattress than anything. Perfection should be preserved.
Fitted sheets are an abomination. They don't fit and they don't even fold nicely.
Just buy a massive flat sheet and tuck that shit under. Egyptian cotton preferably.
but then when i spin in bed like a rotisserie chicken it all comes off :(
Ah yes, it's becoming clear to me that fitted sheets were designed for sexually active people & active sleepers.
Keep pushing ✊️
I guess get off the damn bed is not a considered option?
The amount of horny because of some pixels and a joke is too much
I experienced that fitted sheet torment yesterday. Would've rather been getting railed.
Lmao who washes their sheets
Then you refuse to fully lay down to sleep because the slightest wrong movement will ruin the sheet forcing you to do this again in the morning.
If only you had this much energy while posting on Lemmy NSFW
You've got to really manhandle that last mattress corner. Really rough it up and bend it into shape.