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[–] theskyisfalling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 101 points 3 days ago (1 children)

when the acid kicks in hard and you thought you saw the pope at the rave

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago

My exact thought. "Bruh is that a giant glOWING POPE WHATTHEFUUUUUUUUCK..."

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fog machine full of holy water

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 9 points 3 days ago

I was thinking foam machine

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

So this is like the opposite of that iconic Blade scene? I'm down.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's the second step in "Catholicism Wow".

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 days ago

When do we get Buddy Christ?

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

One 2/2 ain't much, but a thousand of them? Thats either an aetherize or a gg

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He's actually a priest, he also has a fire show during his sets sometimes. I must say I prefer them doing this instead of kids.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

$10 says the light shows/music turn out to be a way to draw in the kids.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can't wait until Pope Leo is passing out blessed psychedelics at Burning Man.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Handing you a sheet of acid and the catechism to help you see God then understand him

[–] scintilla@crust.piefed.social 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think I might actually like the pope?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As popes go, he's off to a pretty solid start.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space -3 points 1 day ago

The whole world seems to warm up to pedos now.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] catbum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

life is a dancefloor

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Get off my TV! Stay in your fantasy tax free house.

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

*fantasy tax free house/nation iirc

[–] kudra@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Definitely Antichrist material! 👍

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] frunch@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago
[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 3 days ago
[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Geez, how to turn my phone?! Is there an option or addon for jerboa to crop out those bars?