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[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 143 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

As soon as I saw the image this is exactly what I started doing in my head.

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 55 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Factorio players had this solved forever ago

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No they don't. They still have nightmare of item contamination.

[–] JelleWho@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Should have used filters...

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tbf, they also have the arthropod invasion sorted out.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

And now pentapods too

[–] StuffYouFear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I did, then spaceage broke all my old intersection templates

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[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I'm sorry, but this looked super easy to un fuck. The bottom driver just had to pull forward a bit and to the right, enough for the guy on the right to get through. I don't think they were "stuck" so much as this was a cool photo with a click baity title.

[–] agavaa@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They were stuck for 10 minutes and needed to be directed from the outside. It's maybe not that long, but they struggled with figuring it out. Source (in Norwegian, this happened in Oslo): https://www.vg.no/nyheter/i/3pkoP9/busser-fast-paa-alexander-kiellands-plass-i-oslo

[–] vodka@feddit.org 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Guy that went and directed them said they were stuck for a total of 3 minutes.

[–] agavaa@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

It took him 3 minutes to direct them start to finish, but they were stuck for total of 10 minutes. He didn't start directing them the second they were stuck.

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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I’m very curious about who screwed up first

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 58 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think it was a combined, synchronized effort

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 days ago

Bus on left hand side of screen sealed the deal, but it was a concerted effort of fuckery

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Each one of them screwed up independently. It takes a concerted effort to reach this situation.

[–] Arcane2077@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I don’t know what’s going on in this picture, but, whatever it is, being accidental is last on my list of possible explanations

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It's a deadlock situation and can arise without any screw ups. Imagine the buses being 5x as long and all reach the intersection at the same time as an example. All have space to enter the roundabout but they'll reach the same situation as in the picture.

To fix this people uses signals and can be done by having the buses follow "Only 1 or 2 articulated (double) buses are allowed into the roundabout at a time". A rule like that might be required if you have a lot of articulated buses. The risk of this happening depends on how many ways you can enter a roundabout no a bus like that, how long the buses are, how frequently they run and how big the roundabout is.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

In my opinion the stupid bus that entered the round about when already 3 buses where in there.

I mean get that there was space, but man you could have waited 20 seconds and everything would have been fine.

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[–] Asinus@feddit.org 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like that there is already an idiot on the top-left road who passed the whole trafficjam on the wrong side of the road (because "I am special") and is now also stuck there because there was a reason for everybody to not move foreward

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kinda looks like a cop to me

[–] Asinus@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

Might be. I don't remember seeing any police when I was in Norway, but the internet-pictures kindof match.

[–] eta@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I still get nightmares from thinking that placing a nice roundabout in Cities Skylines will improve my traffic only to come back later to see a huge traffic jam because the cars are blocking each other.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Honestly I've never heard about a roundabout traffic jam before seeing the picture of the Norwegian four-way bus lock a couple of days ago, followed by this example right here.

I think Cities Skylines is either badly programmed or propaganda for Big Intersection.

[–] tehevilone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Basegame CS's traffic system is notably bad - if you wanted anything realistic you needed mods to change it. No clue how CS2's plays, but I can't imagine it'd be much better.

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[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What's the context on this?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

bus #1 needs to move so bus #2 can move
bus #2 needs to move so bus #3 can move
bus #3 needs to move so bus #4 can move
bus #4 needs to move so bus #1 can move

i n f i n i t e l o o p

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

It we’re forcing a programming analogy, I’d go with deadlock over loop.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago

Spinlock even

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[–] falseWhite@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago

Context is the photo where no one can exit or enter the roundabout.

[–] BilboTBaggin@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

This is what my trains in satisfactory do :,)

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

When your factorio base logistics collapse and you have to manually unfuck the train system

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 11 points 2 days ago

Red ring of death.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

It does not look like any bus screwed up to me. It looks scary ya I agree, but I'm sure watching this play out was very mundane and efficient.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 3 days ago

Solution: goatse roundabout

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