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Trump, 79, Claims Nobody Knows What a Magnet Is (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 23 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Ignorant and racist.

I don't think I've ever seen a group of voters vote in someone so much like themselves.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

You forgot the pedophile part. It's now pretty much confirmed.

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 5 points 21 hours ago

Mag-what nows?

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

RIP ASS DON

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Magnets are a really useful thing, particularly in compasses, which allow you to find your way to Epstien Island.

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