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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Make the fucker get a real job.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hasn't he suffered enough?

I mean, they already forced him to change his letterhead and signature. What more do you people want.

He has to live the rest of his life in a mansion with only 50 rooms and have all of his expenses covered by his relatives. I bet he hardly gets to rape any children now also.

[–] blave@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sandringham as well over 100 rooms

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'll pray for him

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Isn't it the UK taxpayers who pay for his expenses.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

You mean, like us peasants? You are so cruel

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Is commuting to Little Saint John not a real job?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

sudo chown ./castle;/titles;/sexlaves

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Don't call him Prince anymore. He is kiddy-diddler Andrew or Pedo Andrew or maybe Andy the Pedo.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

whoa...hate to see that browser history