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[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You should of seen how much aluminum I had before they invented a cheap method of making it, so im still recovering my loses

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I never financially recovered from the saltpeter crash.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

I'm still hoping these tulip bulbs will regain their value.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Neat! Now... how do you turn that into drugs?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The real drug was money all along.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 1 day ago
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 20 hours ago
[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Very carefully

[–] python@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My low-class ass had no idea gold bars were stored with the smaller side down like that, TIL

[–] Doxin@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

Easier to pick up that way I'd guess.

[–] folekaule@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My fat ass: "a vault full of chicken breast?"

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 7 points 1 day ago

no, that's wrapped butter.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Chicken bouillon 🐔🐔🐔 🍗🍗🍗

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Some of those are clearly stacked out of order.