No thanks, I don't want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.
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You're missing out. Why have a dick if not for dick flashing
Because I work at a preschool.
Easy there, Louis CK.
I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience.
You need to go to better parks.
:(
I have a pair just like the green check ones, and they have a cockball holder. Any pair of short shorts I have has genital containment. Big fan of silkies.
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
Both these shorts are woefully bereft of cargo pockets.
If you need cargo pockets while playing a sport (which are what these are for, all other options be damned), you need to reevaluate your strategies.
I think I carried stuff because of the cargo. When I left the cargo in the past, it was like a weight off my shins. I all of a sudden didn't feel obligated to lug shit around. I was free
This post is lacking thicc thighs
Edit:
You got a thick ass
Four wheel drive
Thick like a manatee
Double-wide
be the change you want to see in the world
I’ll wear the shorter shorts at home, but the way my balls are set up they will never be in the shorts. I’m sure someone wants to see them, but I don’t want folks seeing them while I’m out for a run. 😅
Gyroscopic run stabilization
I want to see them. 👀
They have liners and shit on some of these shorties
Yeah, any tiny men's shorts I have ever owned have had the interior hammock. Most of them were designed for exercising in, so they gotta be able to keep you from slapping around it's not conducive to a good workout.
Tried working out in loose underwear once. My balls were sagging 10 minutes in, and at one point managed to slam them right into my thigh during a spin.
It was worse than being kicked in the nuts.
Why would you want shit on your shorts?
At least, before you wear them. Then shit on them all you want.
The pre-wear shitting is where I csn't follow.
look i don't kink shame you
Old men at the gym approve.
If you know what I mean
Talk about low hanging fruit
Any pair of shorts with an inseam longer than 5" is homophobic
Why?
The first one shows off legs and butt better
Ahh 80s shorts, where ALL your assets are on display
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Not for me, but you can, as visual candy for me
It's all situational. A skirt is better than both if you're not doing anything where a seam is needed. But I'd rather hike or swim in something with trunks.
But what about a skort?
Need to get my girl some of these.
Be the change you want to see and get yourself a pair.
forget about your girl. you don't control her, get them for yourself
Oh of course I don’t control her, but I’m sure she’d be down. I’m also sure she’d enjoy me in a pair!
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Worst of both worlds.
Are you forgetting about jorts?
True
This is more a “how-to” post.
At first I thought I was on c/running and was about to agree.
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