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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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"白痴" (moron or idiot) counts as a swear in zh. "抐屎" (to churn shit) isn't a swear in zh-min-nan.

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It varies within english too.

Cunt is an offensive term in British English while it is a term of endearment in Australian English

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

FWIW I think it's mostly gone the Aussie way in the UK over the past decade unless you're taking to a pensioner.

Just the yanks now

[–] kip@piefed.zip 9 points 6 days ago

I'll confirm this, my english mother in her 70s who happily uses swears of all strengths up to and including fuck used to screw her face up in a scowl if you dropped a cunt in conversation, but now doesn't bat an eye

[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Context is very important there. I definitely wouldn't recommend calling random people in the streets cunts

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Depends on the street in the Goldy

[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Queensland is a wild untamed land

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

My favourite is the difference between French french and Canadian French.

Many of the uniquely Canadian French swears are oddly religious compared to French french

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

This. How did Christ, chalice and tabernacle become an insult ?!

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Québécois swears are literally just church vocabulary words. You could probably just use any church vocabulary in place of the common ones and I’d understand what you meant.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is one of the reasons I think education in languages are really important. It makes you realise that language is just an encoding of a thought. The sounds are irrelevant. The choice to try to insult is key. Just because somebody used a word you do or don't take offence to doesn't matter. The important part is whether they meant to cause you harm.

[–] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You know a language when you can understand if the waiter at the restaurant is insulting you

You really know a language when you can get back at him

[–] teft@piefed.social 9 points 6 days ago

You really know a language if you have a friend who only speaks your second language.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My french is good enough for the first part, and it's practically non-existant.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Yup, just assume they are.

[–] MattBlackAlien@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

In France: s/if/how

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Mak kau hijau (your mom's green) is a swear word in malay and i have no idea why it is.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Your mom is green?

OR

The greens your Mom owns?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ya like specifically mean the colour of your mom. Maybe there's a second meaning i'm too ching chong to understand

[–] gramie@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In Sesotho, a language of Southern Africa, there are no swear words, however there are insults that (I was told) may cause someone to want to fight or even kill you.

Those insults:

  • I'm not your mother
  • You are like a cat that jumps across a ravine and scribbles up the other side
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Many languages have using the wrong level of honorifics as a personal insult, while e.g. in English this only really exists in the form of royal honorifics, which are very rare for obvious reasons (which is sometimes used mockingly).

[–] blave@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Whatever you say, your highness

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 8 points 6 days ago

Silence, peasant!

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago

Sure thing princess.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago
[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Forget the swear words, actual slurs get used lol. I hear my parents casually use the term "低B" (its equivalent of the r-word) or "傻仔" when refering to autistic people or people with Down Syndrome. There is zero Political Correctness, its so fucked. You have a slight depression issue and its suddenly shameful. These things are hidden from statistics so they seem rare, but yet every village seem to have a few of those people. They get treated so badly. Socially ostricized. Everyone talks about it like "Did you hear about their family, their kid is a 低B" on phone call gossips. And with One Child Policy, if their first child is a son, they couldn't have another child*, so their bloodline is dead, they can maybe apply to get permission from the government to have another child, but it could be too late, fertility issues with old parents, you know... so the parents are shunned. The kid will never be allowed in a "normal" school. Universities kick students out after they got accepted, because they found out about their autism diagnosis. No "ADA" equivalent. So cooked.

(*For context, in rural areas, if the first child is female, they can apply for permission to have another child, two is the absolute max limit, even if their second child is female, that's it. If first child is male, that's it, no more. Its patriarchy basically, male-preference in society)

[–] ssladam@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There is no longer any one-child policy. In 2016 it was updated to a 2 child policy. In 2021 it was expanded to 3 children.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Yes I know, I was born when it was still effect.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

In French putain is a swear, an insult and a punctuation for daily regulation conversations.

[–] teft@piefed.social 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I don’t ever swear in spanish because their swears never feel strong enough. Carachimba (pussy face) just doesn’t have the same ring as motherfucker. I do love listening to natives swear in spanish, though. It really rolls off the tongue when you’re fluent.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because the language is quite...sexy.

Not as sexy as irish swearing at me, that's for sure.

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Irish for you? That's Scottish for me. I once saw a woman yelling at her brother in public with a heavy, heavy Scottish accent and a head full of inky black curls taking rapid to the wind. It woke something deep inside of me.

"And yeh dinney thenk tae arsk, yeh daft cont?! What in the fahk is wroung weth yeh?!" Unnf. Heart still flutters at the thought and idk whats wrong with me so dont ask unless its in a Scottish accent and you are being very critical plz

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Hijo de puta (or was it "de la puta"?) seems fairly strong? Though kind of misogynistic.

[–] teft@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If you want to sound native say it like jueputa (hway-poo-ta). It’s a contraction and how they say it when angry. Make sure you put the emphasis on the “pu”.

They have lots of good swears but the english ones always sound better to me.

Edit: added the way it sounds since you might not get that if you don't know spanish sounds.

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 2 points 6 days ago

It has many variations: 'hijoputa', 'hijo de puta', 'hijo de la gran puta', 'hijo de la gran putísima', 'hijo de mil putas'...

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Son of a bitch (unmarried woman) / bastard (born outside of wedlock). Both are pretty casual at this point in my American region. My grandmother meant it if she said it, though. But this all turned around, possibly nationally, in 2015 with the release Nathaniel Rateliffe's hit single, SOB.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

"puta" literally means "whore", though. Either way, what the hell kind of insult is "son of an unmarried woman"/"son of a prostitute" if you think it through? It's rather anachronistic at this point.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 5 points 6 days ago

When Grandma calls you an SOB, it's really about her daughter-in-law.

[–] teft@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago

Literally it means whore but it’s used the same way as son of a bitch is in english. And calling a woman a whore (especially someone’s mother) in spanish is a good way to get punched or shot. At least in colombia. They really love their moms here.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Calling a non-prostitute woman a prositute is quite offensive in most languages I would guess.

Offending someone's mom (and by extension their heritage) might be anachronistic in some regions, but it really isn't in others.

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Used to work with a guy that would say suck my dick/asshole in Spanish like stem to fuck with people lol It was very funny to me too

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 6 points 6 days ago

Also, things change over time.

"Strumpet" used to be a pretty bad insult.

My favourite example of this is Hab SoSlI' Quch in Klingon, which means your mother has a smooth forehead. Of course, Klingon is a made-up language from Star Trek, but, they had to figure it out as they went along. I don't think there was a formal Klingon language in the 1960s when the race was introduced. The language became official and learnable in the 1990s or 2000s. And "your mother has a smooth forehead" most likely comes from Worf's son Alexander, whose mother is human. So Klingons are like 3-5x stronger than humans, and this definitely includes the females. Star Trek VII established that backhanding a Klingon woman was part of a mating ritual (this was sort of played for laughs, but also, a man hitting a woman is never really funny), so the idea was, a Klingon man is not a real man if he has a human woman for a mate, because it means he can't handle a Klingon woman. Now, a lot of races have weird rules about dating outside your race, and it's disgusting. Star Trek was playing to that. There's nothing fundamentally wrong with a Klingon man finding love with a human woman (and IIRC we never met her, but Worf would go on to get married to a Trill named Jadzia Dax on Deep Space Nine, and while Trills are interesting, they're no stronger than humans, so similar point). But Klingons are all about honour, so when someone told Alexander "your mother has a smooth forehead," they were saying his father lacked the honour to mate with a true Klingon woman, and that dishonour was hereditary.

I like Japanese cursing. The ones I know aren't about what you are, it's about what you lack. Baka is everyone's first Japanese word, it seems like, and it means idiot, but it's more like... "one who lacks sense." They're shaming you for doing dumb shit. Or "hentai," which means pervert (it also means porn, but, like, the kinky shit, but it really means someone who would watch that), but it's more like "one who lacks tact." The less common one, "aho" is exactly what you think if you know English curses. Often translating to "jerk," it's literally just "asshole" with fewer letters, and means the exact same thing. Except it's more like "you lack kindness." It's the difference between flipping someone off when they cut you off in traffic (cursing in English) vs giving them a thumbs-down (cursing in Japanese). One makes them hostile toward you while the other gives them more of a chance to reflect on what they did. And maybe that's the point.

I wanna know if you can curse in Loxian, but only two people know it, and they're two of the most gentle souls on the planet, and one of them made the language, so I highly doubt you can curse in Loxian. Loxian was made by Roma Ryan, and the only other speaker of the language is the Irish singer, Enya — who Ryan writes songs for and has done for 40 years. This is what it sounds like. Yes, it sounds like Gaelic — it's meant to. They actually came up with a whole back story for the language. The Loxians are just Irish people in the future who traveled to the stars, first by way of Mars, then through the Loxian gate (which I guess is like a Stargate in space, like Stargate Universe had?) to travel to a faraway galaxy. So it's like future Gaelic/Irish. And she has four other songs in Loxian. Yeah, probably no swearing in Loxian... I mean, can you even imagine Enya so much as saying anything unkind about anyone?

Personally, I prefer English swears. Wanker, tosser, bugger(er), they're quick, they're dirty, they'll usually get you in a fight... but maybe you make a friend by the end of the night.