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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 96 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They weren’t afraid to use better torturing methods than Teams.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hadn’t realised Jira was that old.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Oof that hits hard.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

They used Argile.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

The more agile you were the longer you lasted in the arena.

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Most torturing thing in my case isn’t actually using teams with my coworkers, it’s how teams actually and everyday wants me to check a new cool feature I couldn’t care less about in regards to productivity

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They had some pretty effective motivation techniques.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Where there is a Whip, there is a Way.

https://youtu.be/rERo2BYdVnY

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

No no, they were indentured servants.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Threw human death and suffering at it until it was done.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 month ago

No, no, the question was how The Colloseum was made, not Teams.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They built it because they DIDN'T HAVE Teams.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

I see you’re quite good with sarcasm.

[–] alfert@feddit.dk 2 points 1 month ago

I feel like "because" should have been in caps here, or is it just me? That's how I read it anyway.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago

Well they certainly didn't build it all in one day, that's for sure.

[–] Saarth@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Before e-slaves, we had real slaves made of organic grass fed flesh.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I think the quality of slaves went down after they outsourced the whipping though...

[–] PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

The red one.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If anyone says aliens, I’m just going to call you speciesist towards your own people.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

But they had to use the aliens' cloud based Teams. It's well known that humans didn't have computers at that time.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Nonono, that's not how it works. See:

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The aliens theory is only used against brown civilizations.

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I mean it certainly wasn't built at a desk at home where I use teams.

[–] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Vespasian was a pretty cool dude. What you're looking at used to be Nero's fun place or whatever. Trick is to have tons of money like Microsoft

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Eh, Vespasianus is the reason I can't even piss at a train station without fucking paying.