this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2025
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[–] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Credible sources say its current location is Valhalla.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder what battle it died in 🤔

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is there like an opposite of Valhalla, where cowardly, useless worms go when they die from being crushed by the collapse of the table they were hiding under while actual warriors fought?

Because that’s where you should go looking for his dick.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This would be Hel, which is sort of like "you weren't terrible but you weren't awesome", although you also have Náströnd, which is a place within Hel reserved for murderers, adulterers, and those who break oaths.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

That last one sounds like a winner then.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The requested video cannot be loaded at this time

Coincidence? I think so!

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Why does he always look high?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 21 hours ago

He always looks like a guy who just let out the nastiest fart of his life on an elevator right before the doors opened to a huge crowd of people getting on.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 hours ago

He looks like he's had a fucking lobotomy

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 19 hours ago

Who is this and why is he on posts lately?

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Who fucking cares about what he has in in their pants. Lets ask the important human question, where is their spine and why is their belly so yellow.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Really annoys me because if you just sent me pics I'd be like Oh he's cute wanna smash. But no. He has to have an empty skull equip slot

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I somehow knew this was you before reading your username.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

I stand by it. If you do a system format on his brain then he cute but him choosing to be himself every day just ruins it all