Why's it called a blow job when you're mostly sucking it?
Why's it called eating pussy when you're mostly licking and fingering it?
Why's it called French kissing when there's no extra egg yolk included?
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
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Why's it called a blow job when you're mostly sucking it?
Why's it called eating pussy when you're mostly licking and fingering it?
Why's it called French kissing when there's no extra egg yolk included?
Wait. You guys are just messing with me, right?
Right???
I would never mess around when it comes to blow jobs.
... well, then again...
Messing around is how blow jobs were first invented. If we're ever going to discover the next major sex move, we're all going to have to do our parts and mess around a lot while we're cleaning the starfish.
The woman does a handstand, then the man walks over and blows raspberries on her belly, as she blows raspberries on his belly. Pretty soon orgasms are flowing.
Let's test this out!
You don’t include the egg yolk? You heathen!
It's called French kissing because you both surrender to each other.
Because "sucking ass" already means something else.
Tongue fucking ass doesn't roll off the fart licker like "eating"
We could bouge it up some though. Tonight I'll be dining on ass
I don't eat ass. I tongue punch the fart box.
In Soviet Russian the fart-box punches you!
Wherever you are, if you punch too hard, the fart box always punches back.
When served up a beautiful dish prepared by a 3 star Michelin chef, you don't eat the flatware.
You don't eat the ass? Hmmmmm, we're doing it very differently.
blood dripping from corners of mouth
What's all this cutlery for then?
It's actually called tossing a salad.
You....don't?
Uh oh
You don't? Chicken butt is delicious.