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[–] Brynawel@feddit.org 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 0 points 2 days ago

That's just your reaction to it!

[–] yozul@beehaw.org 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mmm, yes. I too love eating metals that explode when they touch water. Extra spicy. It does more than double the sodium content of your salt though, so watch out for that if you have high blood pressure.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Instead we should be replacing the sodium with chlorine!

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 0 points 1 day ago

"This food isn't salty enough" Huffs chlorine "Much better!"

[–] airbreather@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's exactly what I was going for. Gonna need a lot more na tho.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It is kind of funny how, even though I understand how they cancel out, the unification of two very reactive elements makes harmless salt.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hydrogen and oxygen are quite reactive as well.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago

And both water and salt, while vital to human life, are harmful to others. Water is a powerful solvent, and salt can kill snails.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They're just nearly equally reactive in two opposite directions.

You can absolutely make salts with acidic or alkaline properties by altering this careful balance.

It's like two titans fighting until both are dead and peace roams over the valley. Or, more accurately, relentless robber meeting someone who desperately needs to give something away.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The pasta would cook itself

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Just don’t put the pasta next to the antipasta.

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago
[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago

This sounds like the next thing we should get people riled up with along with the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] grue@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You just know getting that to happen was the absolute peak crowning achievement of some bureaucrat's career.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Naw the army was dumping all kinds of stuff after WWII. They had built up so much material that this would be a unknown rubber stamp action without that film.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sorta like the artifical coral reefs the US made out of WWII tanks

collapsed inline media

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] muhyb@programming.dev 0 points 1 day ago
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Do you want to keep your teeth? How much are you planning on living? I have so many questions.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

pure sodium meets saliva

bits of mouth spread across the room catch fire

[–] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago

Bits of Mouth, name of my new band.

[–] swankypantsu@lemmy.today 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] PoisonedPrisonPanda@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

thx. i like that

edit: laughs in german

This is an explosive opinion

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Morphit@feddit.uk 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 0 points 1 day ago

Cu later then

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 0 points 1 day ago

You don't say!

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago

I mean if we could get certain people who are deadset on making the world worse to believe this like the do for every other dumb fucking lie (EG: Vaccines and Autism, Fluoride in tap water, etc) this might be productive.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

"I'm just gonna salt my pasta a bit and ... "