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[–] Strath@lemmy.world 89 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

She should call her doctor.

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 2 points 3 days ago

Leave my granny out of this godamnit

[–] gabbath@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago
[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] debil@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Anal Intelligence

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 4 days ago

I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 23 points 4 days ago

set in a bundt

Are you quite sure that's the word you want?

[–] iamdisappoint@reddthat.com 21 points 4 days ago

I see you everywhere, Anomancy...

[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Just cover it in some chocolate sauce. That'll make it look better.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not sure if butthole or alien parasite larva.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago

The cloaca of an alien parasite larva

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Fuck it and find out

Oh my god, it's a Bundt hole!

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 14 points 3 days ago
[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago
[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Serving suggestion: Mars bar.

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[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 4 days ago
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago

That looks fantasstic

[–] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It looks like a toothless sand worm from dune or a lamprey.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Your innocence is endearing

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago
[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] YummyYugi@ani.social 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"Jelly" Hugh Janus, what a great fella

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

“Just looks like a normal bakery to me!” - Poland

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 5 points 3 days ago
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

What that jello do???

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago

After lumming aunt Carol’s jello dessert, I’m no longer welcome at church potlucks.

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

She looks so fucking good right there. Just submitting her hole out in the open

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago
[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Looks more like a cervix.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

blood bagel

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

I'll whip some up in a jiffy

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Yogg'Saron demands tribute

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

I once had a boyfriend like that.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Be a good toy and bite the pillow. You know we have to check your bad place.

Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Probably feels great but will leave you oozing.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Putting the 'ass' in 'aspic'.

OR

Distended ass pic

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