You look like a trash bin fucked a toaster
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2025
100 points (97.2% liked)
The Onion
6438 readers
290 users here now
The Onion
A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.
Great Satire Writing:
- The Onion
- Clickhole
- McSweeney's
- Reductress
- The Chaser
- The Hard Times
- The Needling
- Tattletale Times
- The Beaverton
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
Yes. Ugly inside and out. You got it from your dad.
Not only are you ugly, but your driver is the asshole.
You look like a truck rendered in the Cruisin' USA engine.
The bastard child of a delorean and a countach...but in a good way.
I like the look, but the engineering, cost, reliability but mostly the Nazi; make it a non-option.
You just used two iconic cars to describe a truck. A DeTomaso Pantera is more along the lines of what you're describing.
The Cybertruck is a petulant man-child's fingerpainting in comparison.