this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2025
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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 113 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

This is an example of that kind of post which I just don't get.
It's obviously made up, but to what end?
Is there anyone who thinks "Yes, this made my day better than it was before." What is the point?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 68 points 2 weeks ago

4chan’s unique mix of garbage and treasure, subversion and trope adherence offers intrinsic value to all of its stories. Until you reach the last line, you can never be certain where it will go.

But more than that, this is some misanthropic kid’s attempt at connecting to a wider audience, regardless of outcome or response. They’re a newborn, stretching out their fingers for the first time, freshly experiencing existence in an eclectic space that accepts all comers with near-equal ambient hostility. But yeah, this was a waste of time to read. And that’s probably what they were going for.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

It's a shitpost

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone calling this shit posting when it's just some guy's fetish fantasy written down.

It's just the creative writing variant of shitposting.

Sometimes more literal than others.

[–] humble_boatsman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

I was absolutely thrilled.

And to OP yea I think you're clear

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

OP, you're in the clear!

I chuckled

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 weeks ago

The point is to draw out people who are depressed so we can be pointed towards help /j?

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

Most normal /b/ poster

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Legit and hetero.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago

I once had a cat that "elected" one of the beds as her litterbox. I have a feeling that, if she could, she'd blame humans for her shit.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Something tells me these weren't accidents.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

No that's Bob Ross. Rob Boss is the greatest spy in video game history, often seen fighting nuke-toting mechs.